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Taste of Jealousy

“So, how did it feel to see him with someone else?”, she asked her as both friends walked on a calm evening beach.

“It felt… it felt as if… you know if somebody had pulled my ribs apart, saw my heart beating hard and then ran a sharp straight knife over it… I could feel the warm blood pouring out and still not die… you stay alive knowing what’s happening to you… but you cannot do anything, just stand there in agony… speechless, actionless… 

Ahem!

it kind of felt like that.”


“You could have just said ‘jealous’ you know”, she said with terrified eyes.

Mumbai… a place you’re destined to fall in love with.

Mumbai… a place you’re destined to fall in love with.
The only place I never wanted to go was, Mumbai.

I dreamt of going to Pune, Delhi, Kerela, Dharmshala the whole effin North-east… but not Mumbai, nah never!

National geographic was our default channel at home. Every now and then they would telecast a very disturbing documentary of Mumbai. They showed how people traveled there, talk to each other, a very vivid gap between poor and rich and the problem of garbage… uhhh GAAR-BAGE, my first no-no.
Well, circumstances changed in such a dramatic way that I was left with no option but to rush Mumbai. Traveled from Vidarbha Express, nervous for my admission somehow I reached. As the train passed Kalyan station, I saw what an ideal hell must look like. Train was moving slowly and all I could see was colorful plastic bags and stinking garbage in its worst form outside. Try to understand, it was hard for me; I never experienced anything that extreme. Continue reading “Mumbai… a place you’re destined to fall in love with.”

Munni…

Half day, Saturday.

Tap tap tap tap, fingers running on my office keyboard and suddenly my mind sparked *BING*

MUNNI!

I should call her, I thought.

Took my cellphone – Tap on Contacts – Tap on Search box – Types M-U-N – “No search found”.

What???


Munni… a friend as immature as her name, an eccentric personality, a weird relation. This creature had beautiful brown straight silky hair… I loved them but hated her brown, never-to-be-trusted surma filled eyes. She was basically Kareena Kapoor from “Jab We Met”, just subtract the hidden logic and sensibility. Continue reading “Munni…”

Beef & Me : Tale of a Wannabe Vegetarian

6th std. Passed my term-exam. Celebration time.

Yay! Papa brought Biryani!

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Mmm…. this is SO good! Biryani from Mominpura, always tastes SO good! It’s different from the rest you know… I mean, meat is comparatively way more juicy, I love this.”

My parents exchanged looks, smiled to each other.

I kept licking my fingers innocently.


7th std, To my Grandparents village

After a few hours when we reached, my grandfather brought a Hen. White one. I liked her, she was beautiful. We all like anything which is white, don’t we?

For some reason she was bound in the backyard. Seeing me play with her, my grandpa suggested me to feed her, feed her well.

I did.

That hen and I spent the whole afternoon and evening together. I was trying to mimic her voice, just then my grandpa dashed in with some weird looking knife, grabbed her by the neck and slit its tiny, soft neck smoothly in front of my eyes. Blood dripping from the incision he made. Continue reading “Beef & Me : Tale of a Wannabe Vegetarian”

Funerals… Mourning or Mockery?

An event where your can SEE what people ACTUALLY are.

Incident 1

Back to 2005.

My mother died.

People were mourning and my supposedly “best-friend” stood fa…..r from me; outside her house with bunch of other people who were carrying a piteous look in their eyes, every now and then would make this “tsk-tsk” sound and mumble the same shit, rephrasing every time to each other.

After crying for straight 8 hours, which could have been lesser to be honest, but every time I would try to calm down…well, my relatives made sure that I DON’T!

You know, that typical Indian ‘Rudali’ sound, a minute of which is capable to shut down all the laughter clubs in the world, along with nonsense questions to a 11 year old, “Ye kyu hua, ye kyu hua” (Why did it happen? (as if I knew))  was something they kept doing. I was miserably stucked! Continue reading “Funerals… Mourning or Mockery?”

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